My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
