THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize