I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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