I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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