I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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