Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Barsexuality is the new black.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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