This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
this just has baby written all over it
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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