your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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