That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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