Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I love having hate sex.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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