Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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