What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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