Hey man sorry I got all grabby
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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