How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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