He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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