I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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