at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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