I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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