Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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