Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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