i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
