I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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