So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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