i would punch a child for taco bell
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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