You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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