Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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