It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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