im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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