Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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