did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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