Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
