Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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