You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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