Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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