I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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