I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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