so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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