It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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