well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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