yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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