you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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