margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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