she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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