consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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