a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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