I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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