Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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