nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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