it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I think people are normalizing furries
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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