# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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