That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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