i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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