hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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