Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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