They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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