should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
wow bdsm is so cute
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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