So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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