Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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