I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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